Mr eel
Me, Playing God of War 2
I am teh god of war, none shall defy me yargh, oh you want some of this do you? YARGH, tore you in half, uh oh big statue smashing everything to shit, climb inside beat you UP! Yarrrrr killed by Zeus, gone to hell. Not in hell flying around on a flaming Pegasus! HELL YEH. Smashing Titan fingers, beat up more people, climb up on some stuff, more flying about, beat up loads more people. Knock this cheeky guy about coz he’s got some key. Right, lets fight some more people to beat up and hurt in novel ways…
STOP. No, now you have to solve a stupid puzzle. Sorry.
* sigh
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